zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

image

my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

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unamusedsloth:

These kids are going places, maybe not college but places…

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sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

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skelitas:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

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brujita95:

sometimes i remember that like white people dont eat rice that often like sometimes they have meals that are just meat and vegetables and its like??? wheres the rice??? what are you doing??? your plate isnt complete??? 

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guy:

dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u

guy:

dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u

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jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

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hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

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there can only be a certain number of dentists in the world at any time, no more or less.

monetizeyourcat:

fog-of-lost-souls:

monetizeyourcat:

psychoqueer:

monetizeyourcat:

if you kill a dentist, you become a dentist

what if you kill 2 dentists

you immediately give birth to a second dentist

what if you have a penis

believe in yourself

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