cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

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finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

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phobias:

oh my god my friend is so innocent, her boyfriend got a boner in the pool and she felt it and screamed before making him apologising for getting horny 

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sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

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hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

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prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

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